College paper about hell freezing over

Claim: A student came up with a clever proof and pithy saying in response to an exam question about the physical properties of Hell. (1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

(2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. Apr 28, 2010 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over. Thermodynamics of Hell. A College Paper. SmoknJokes The following is an actual exam question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.

Essays. The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my freshman year that, " it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.



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